And on the 8th night …

When I was home last month for Thanksgiving, my mom concocted a plan for a potluck last-night-of-Hannukah gift swap family party. We used to have family parties at our house all the time, but the tradition has faltered as the kids have spread out and gotten older. It was fun to revive the tradition last night!

Treats included more of my apple-cranberry pie:

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My potato-free “latkes“:

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The black bean dip Rachel and I made:

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And so much more!

turkey, tomato, lettuce, latkes, salad, and my aunt's famous noodle kugel!

My plate: turkey, tomato, lettuce, latkes, salad, and my aunt's famous noodle kugel!

I went back for another big piece of kugel before it disappeared. I’m pretty sure I had a couple more latkes, too. Despite being overstuffed, I couldn’t stay away from the desserts!

Hannukah cake (I ate several slivers) and cranberry blondies (I had 3). Whoops!

Hannukah cake (I ate several slivers) and cranberry blondies (I had 3). Whoops!

Plus this upside-down pineapple-ricotta pie my mom made:

But it tasted weird, so I only had one piece.
But it tasted weird, so I only had one piece.

I ate several more things that I can’t remember (and trying to remember makes me feel ill). I narrowly escaped further caloric damage with my gift swap present. I first opened a giant box of Whitman dark chocolates (the horror), but I managed to exchange it instantly for someone else’s non-edible chocolate-scented candles. Close call! I definitely went overboard on the food, but it was a fun day overall. Still, I went to bed anxious for a new event-free day to recover from all the gluttony!

Tattoo party!

But let’s start at the beginning. After the wild night at my dad’s house the night before, I didn’t wake up until about 10:30 on the 27th! That’s unheard of for me — in my non-vacation life in NY, I wake up at 5am every morning (ack!) to go to the gym before work. I started the day with a big glass of water and my usual mug of tea with skim.

I set about preparing breakfast for my mom, John, and me with leftovers from the night before: more pie! We each got 2 slices’ worth, topped with toasted walnuts and accompanied by a greek yogurt/part-skim ricotta/banana/cinnamon sauce:

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I was planning to head to my cousin’s house (and a mystery food schedule) for the night, so I had a quick and light lunch (leftovers rescued from my fridge in NY as I was running out the door last week) to tide me over:

steamed cabbage topped with 2T of Wholly Guacamole

steamed cabbage topped with 2T of Wholly Guacamole

At my cousin Rachel’s house, we spent a couple hours playing with her kids — Rachel’s 4-year-old Lilly helped me make a triple batch of these for my mom’s potluck Hannukah party the next day — and snacking on pistachios (unpictured) and chicken legs (unpictured again, but I had 3!) before we got to work on the main attraction. Rachel recently took up tattooing, and I just happened to have a little quarter-sized cupcake on my right front hip that needed some help. I’ve had the frosting filled in pink twice, and it has faded to almost nothing both times. Rachel promised she could remedy the situation with a “pinkalicious” color concoction. Here’s the masterpiece in progress:

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While I was under the needle, Rachel’s husband Rich set to work on a post-surgery feast:

verrrrrrrrry strong strawberry martini (to dull the pain)

verrrrrrrrry strong strawberry martini (to dull the pain)

giant chocolate chip pancake (after I had already eaten 2/3 of it). I cleaned the plate, of course!

giant chocolate chip pancake (after I had already eaten 2/3 of it). I cleaned the plate, of course!

Shortly after inhaling both of the above, my cousin Josh and I stumbled down to our respective couches. I was out as soon as my head hit the pillow!

Are you sure everyone gets along?

As planned, my mom, stepdad, and I headed over to my dad’s house for a big family dinner! When we arrived, my stepmom had prepared quite a spread of scrumptious appetizers. I have no clue how much of this ended up going into my mouth, but I was certainly on a roll …

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My stepmom made this spread with fat free cream cheese, craisins, orange zest, and several other yummy touches. It tasted like carrot cake frosting!

sorpressata-cheddar-pineapple-olive skewers!

sorpressata-cheddar-pineapple-olive skewers

Has anyone tried this before? It's the perfect salty-sweet-spicy combo.

And onto the main event:
Dad slicing some bakery fresh wheat ciabatta

Dad slicing some bakery fresh wheat ciabatta

 

Stepmom slicing terriyaki pork tenderloin (flanked by sweet potatoes, white potatoes, carrots, and green beans)

Stepmom slicing terriyaki pork tenderloin (flanked by sweet potatoes, white potatoes, carrots, and green beans)

heel of the bread, 4 slices tenderloin, roasted veggies (minus white potatoes -- LOATHE them!), and unsweetened applesauce

My plate: heel of the bread, 4 slices tenderloin, roasted veggies (minus white potatoes -- LOATHE them!), and unsweetened applesauce

For dessert, we each had a slice of my very yummy and very healthy creation: Apple-Cranberry Pie with Millet Crust.

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Ensuing hilarity:

Angry mom trying to request a more flattering angle.

Angry mom trying to request a more flattering angle.

 

Dad sending a friendly message to the photographer (my mother)

Dad sending a friendly message to the photographer (my mother)

Inauguration of the new camera’s self-timer feature:

Aunt Mary, stepmom, me, dad, mom, stepdad

Everyone: Aunt Mary, Rae Ann (stepmom), me, dad, mom, John (stepdad)

Following this wholesome family meal, we all retired to the living room so dad, John, and Rae Ann could break out the guitars. I napped on the floor in front of the roaring fire, waking up every so often for:

molasses cookies and m&m cookies (I had one of each)

molasses cookies and m&m cookies (I had one of each)

clementine (x2)

clementine (x2)

candy jar! (I had 2 mini peanut butter cups, mmmm).

candy jar! (I had 2 mini peanut butter cups, mmmm).

 We finally left around 1:30am, perfectly satisfied and ready for bed. I love my family!

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