I’ve never been a big fan of Halloween night in the city. New York’s streets get packed with drunk people in zombie masks, and I get scared!! I went to the Halloween Parade once so that I could cross it off my list, and I’ve never gone back. Most years, I’ve been able to avoid the mad scramble to pull a costume together. Last year, for example, Erin Gunn got married on Halloween. I had a ready-made costume in the form of my bridesmaid dress:
(Photo courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
This year, however, the same Erin Gunn convinced me that I needed to attend a costume party, and I agreed in honor of her one-year wedding anniversary.
Obviously, I had to find a way to dress as a cupcake.
I found a pink fleece blanket at the dollar store and went to town with my sewing needle. The process, however, was not as smooth as anticipated.
I forged ahead, though, and I still have the needle pricks in my fingers to prove it!
The finished product was worth the pain:
Yayyy, I’m a cupcake!
Anyway, the appointed hour eventually arrived, and Erik and I hopped on a NJ Transit and rode it forevvvvvvvvvvver until we arrived in New Jersey’s farm country and at this beautiful house, appropriately festooned:
Where our impeccably attired hosts, Elena and Chris, were waiting:
(Photos courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
Plus co-host, the corpse bride herself, aka Erin Gunn.
The hosting committee had done an outstanding job with decor:
(Erik was a bedbug victim, in case that’s not clear.)
The themed snacks were amaaaazing and brilliant:
Deviled eggs with olive spiders:
Cheese-ball pumpkins:
Puff-pastry fingers with onion fingernails:
Hot dogs with puff pastry and mustard:
Chicken cordon bleu balls:
Mini-quiches and spinach pie:
Shenanigans:
(Photo courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
Beer pong:
(Photo courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
Erin Gunn was on dessert duty, and she made pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese icing:
Pumpkin brownie squares:
And rice crispies franken-treats:
The cupcakes were delicious!
It is probably a good thing that I did not keep track of how many I ate:
I must say that this costume provided excellent camouflage for the expansion!
The night charged on. Someone unfortunately got trapped in the freezer:
Captain Kirk danced …
The rockers rocked …
(Photo courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
Uncle Jesse collapsed in exhaustion …
And the cupcake had a sugar crash:
(Photo courtesy of Andrew Kelly.)
The built-in cushioning was very convenient!
In conclusion, I loved being a cupcake, and I wish I could be one every day. Life would be so comfortable … 😀
Was your Halloween costume comfortable or uncomfortable?