It’s raining chocolate

Happy Easter!

I’m blogging live from the Peter Pan bus back to NY … as long as my battery lasts (which is probably not much longer). What an exciting new development for the world of bussing.

Yesterday seems like about 10 years ago, but I’ll try to remember. It would be a tragedy to leave out any details. I got home from dinner(s) with my sister on Friday night around 12:30 and spent the next hour or so packing. After four whole hours of sleep, my alarm went off at 5:40 am, and I crawled out of bed to get moving so I could catch the 7:30 am bus up to Providence from Port Authority. At 10ish, I had my packed bus breakfast with 1/2 cup matzo muesli soaked in 1/2 cup unsweetened soymilk overnight:

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Doesn’t it look like cat food?

I dumped a cup of fruit salad (strawberries, pineapple, plum) on top:

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My dad picked me up at the bus terminal in Providence at 11:15 and dropped me off at my mom’s house. As soon as I walked in the door, she instantly stuck one of her just-baked famous kitchen sink muffins into my mouth. It was obviously delicious even though I was still stuffed from all my dinners the night before.

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I spent the next hour sleeping blogging, and we headed off to my aunt and uncle’s house for our seder at 1:30. I snacked on two teeny pretzel sticks before we got started:

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After some chatting time, we all took our (assigned) seats to carry out our super abbreviated version of a seder. We’re pretty informal in my family, and now that there’s a new generation of babies around, we have to move quickly! Here’s some of the Haggadah we’ve been using since I was teeny. I think my grandma wrote it all out way back so that it would be easy for young ears to understand. It’s very cute:

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Here’s the seder plate (decorated by my cousins in their younger years!). These foods are all there for symbolism, so we don’t actually eat what’s on this plate. It just sits there taunting us the whole time 😛 There’s charoset, maror, karpas, an orange, a hard-boiled egg, and a lamb shank:

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And of course, we had some Manishewitz going. It’s the only type of wine I like!

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As we went around the table reading the Haggadah, we pinky-dripped wine drops onto a plate to represent each of the 10 plagues, plus a list of modern plagues we added in to keep things relevant. Here’s my cousin Joshua pinky-modeling:

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As I mentioned, each food has a meaning, and we finally get to start eating each thing as we get to it in the Haggadah. Here’s the legend:

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Charoset is my FAVORITE part (well, maybe tied with my mom’s matzo balls) of Passover. My Aunt Sherye makes it each year — basically mashed up apples, honey, wine, walnuts, etc. Once we hit it in the Haggadah, I always end up inhaling pretty much the table’s whole bowl. So consider this photo a small token of my pre-meal meal of charoset.

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The maror is the red — horseradish mixed with some beet juice. I hated it when I was younger, but I love it now. The heat and bite of the maror mixes perfectly with the sweet charoset. Seriously, picture me eating an entire box of matzo topped with mountains of maror and charoset. Because that’s what happened.

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Gefilte fish … another Passover staple that I hated when I was younger. I don’t know why I love it so much now since it’s just kind of a reformed patty of mashed random white fish. But I’m claming my love. Gefilte fish, I love you.

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And mama’s matzo ball soup!! No two batches are ever the same. This year’s batch was light and fluffy and delicious … and mom is sending me home with a whole container full of them so that Passover can keep giving and giving over the next several months 🙂 I had two bowls:

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And then it was time for the main meal. Because the five meals’ worth of food I had just eaten were simply teasers. We had turkey with cranberry sauce:

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Eggplant parmesan:

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And lots and lots of salad with balsamic and olive oil:

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We took a little breather to digest. I played with my first-cousins-once-removed, Lilly and Jonah. We built things with blocks and then bulldozed them:

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And then, it was time for dessert! Well, time to prepare dessert since my mom was learning how to set up the chocolate fountain she’s had sitting brand-new in the box for a few years. While the fountain’s motor was revving, we all snacked on the candy fruit slices I bought during my Jewish shopping spree the other day. I had at least one of each:

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And then we got the fountain running!!

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I managed to snap this picture during the 7.59 seconds it was running before the motor gave out and the chocolate fountain became chocolate fondue. We didn’t have a problem with that. Melted chocolate is melted chocolate 🙂

I had at least three huge plates full of chocolate and all the fixings: strawberries, oranges, pineapple, pears, apples, bananas, and cubes of the blood orange Passover sponge cake I made the other day:

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When the chocolate got low, dipping got hard and it was time to resort to finger-swiping and licking. Uncle Jim and mom in action:

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I pounced on the spoon:

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And made short work of the dregs.

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Once there was really nothing left, I stopped and sat for a while alternately holding my belly and playing with the kids. It was so fun to visit with my cousins and have some family time since it’s pretty rare we all get together. I wish we could do it more often!

dd_protal_07At 6, my mom, stepdad, and I had to race out of there and head to Boston for our evening engagement: Dirty Dancing On Stage!!

I literally grew up watching
Dirty Dancing — I remember coming home from first grade every day and immediately popping the VHS in the player. I knew every word … and apparently I still do! The musical was SO TRUE to the video, and I loved it! If you have any special place in your heart for Dirty Dancing, you need to do everything in your power to go see it right now! The music, the dancing, the story … it was all perfect (except for Johnny’s native Australian accent that kept popping out every so often).

I was still stuffed from the big seder when we got home at night, so there wasn’t much more eating going on. Oh, except for when my mom offered to squirt half a can of whipped cream into my mouth while my fingers were busy typing … and I accepted. I did take photos, but believe me when I say they are totally not blog-appropriate!

Today was the big Easter buffet with my dad and stepmom’s family, so I’ll report bag later with all of that once I’m back home in Brooklyn. My battery’s going to give out pretty soon!

Did you feel expanded at any point during this weekend? Was it worth it? My expansion was definitely worth it, but I’m also really looking forward to getting back to normal eating tomorrow!

Remember, tomorrow (Monday) is your last chance to enter the pistachio giveaway. Get your entries in by 6pm!

Restaurant roundup

Ohhhhhh my goodness, the food just will not stop. I can’t blog fast enough to catch it all! And I almost can’t wait to get back to normal on Monday so that I can detox from all the excess a bit. And, you know, deflate. The constant state of expansion, however delicious, is getting to me.

Anyway, if you haven’t gotten tired of reading about too much food that tastes too good, I’ve just finished posting my restaurant reviews from dinner #1 and dinner #2 with my sister on Friday night. We had so much fun — one of my biggest wishes is that I can live closer to my siblings someday!

Next up will be the Passover seder (best meal of the year!) recap, from which I’m still recovering (and from which I will likely continue to recover for the next month). And I can’t even think yet about the all-you-can-eat Easter buffet I’m going to with my dad and stepmom’s family tomorrow.

I hope you’re enjoying your weekend!

Theatrical tea

While Emily napped yesterday (for four hours!), I took care of some business of my own … and snacked of course!

Jasmine tea biscotti bites (with soymilked yogi mexican sweet chili tea in the kitty mug):

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And the last 2 tbsp of my Total Cranberry Crunch sample with splash of soymilk:

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I also got this recipe for peanut roasted chickpeas (from The Peanut Butter Boy) underway after my developmentally delayed chickpeas took nearly 24 hours to cook. I’ve never had that happen before. Once the chickpeas were finally tender, the roasting took an hour and a half (twice the amount of time in the recipe!), probably because my oven is old and slow. They also weren’t tasting peanutty enough, so I added lots of extra PB2 and a big pile of cashew-almond butter.

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They still weren’t all that peanutty once they were done and crunchy, but that doesn’t mean they weren’t addictive! I snacked on about a tablespoon of them. Three or four times.

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I’m pretty sure there was also some straight-out-of-the-jar cashew-almond butter action 🙂

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I roused Emily from her slumber around 12:30 so she could start getting ready for the afternoon while I pulled together a sister lunch for us. We started on arugula salads with Newman’s dried berries, chopped dates, fat free feta, peanut roasted chickpeas, and Annie’s Lite Gingerly Vinaigrette:

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I also made us steak and spinach wraps. I made the wraps from scratch as usual (for 2: 1/2 cup whole wheat flour, 1 tbsp olive oil, dash salt, teeny bit of water to pull it all together). I gave the perfect one to Em, but mine got a little extra toasted — fine because I love the crunch, but troublesome because it wouldn’t wrap.

For the wrap filling, I sauteed the last 1/3 cup of leftover steak Nydia gave me on Friday with about 3 cups of spinach, 1/2 a baby onion, and 1 tbsp of the sofrito I made the other day. I split the sauteed mix between the two wraps and added a teeny bit of gouda to each, a bunch of grated homemade parmesan, and a huge pile of arugula:

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For dessert, Emily and I split one of the little tangerines she’d brought for airplane snacking:

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We hung around and chatted for a bit, and then we headed to Gramercy to drop her luggage off at her friend’s apartment. From there, we walked down to the Lower East Side in the general direction of dinner #1 (yes, there was more than one dinner on the agenda last night). We were running a little bit ahead of schedule, so Em asked if I’d like to stop into Whole Foods for samples. She knows me so well!

Pistachio ice cream and camembert (not in the same bite obviously):

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Cranberry granola and maple granola (and unpictured similar cups of blueberry granola and berry medley granola):

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For dinner #1, we met Emily’s friend Yan at Stanton Social. We ate way too much in light of the fact that we were going to head right off to another dinner, but what else is new? I’ll have a full review of the dinner and the expansion coming along shortly.

After that first dinner, we took a walk around the block to “burn it off” and, while doing so, to sample a peanut butter cookie piece and an m&m cookie piece from Sugar:

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We still had about 30 minutes to kill — and I had a camera battery in need of charging — so we stopped into teany for a spot of tea. We ordered a performance by tea #33. Watch the process:

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Fully charged and partially digested, we left teany around 9:30 to go meet Emily’s friends Megan (the birthday girl!) and Aimee at Apizz for another expansion-inducing festival of deliciousness. I’ll have a full review of this one coming along shortly, too. In the meantime, I’ll leave you with my favorite quote of the night. The waiter asked if we’d like more bread for the table, and Megan responded:

Why not? I’m trying to get in as many calories as possible before I turn 40 in an hour and a half!

So we got more bread 😀

I’ll be back with like 10,000 more food updates eventually, so brace yourselves.

In the meantime, what’s the most exciting tea you’ve ever experienced?

And remember to enter this giveaway by Monday for the chance to win your very own stash of safe pistachios!

Jewlicious

In honor of Good Friday, this is a post all about being Jewish.

It’s pretty obvious that I have some Scotch-Irishness in me, but there’s also the Jewish part that comes out to play every so often, especially when Passover is involved. I went to the grocery store yesterday to pick up some potato starch for the sponge cake my mom asked me to make. I ended up going absoutely wild on the Jewish shelf:

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I spent $21, more than I’ve spent on real groceries in ages!! But I’m hoping my mom will kick in a little financial support since I think this qualifies as cultural exploration?

I was ridiculously excited to find the whole wheat matzo meal, as I’ve searched high and low for it in the past — and even tried to order it online — to no avail. I’m thinking I need to go back to the grocery store later today to get two more boxes! And that muesli looked too fun — it’s made with whole wheat matzo, raisins, almonds, apples, brown sugar, and honey. I don’t practice the religion or keep kosher or follow any sort of Passover dietary guidelines, but I still couldn’t help buying this! And, would I ever buy those “fruit slices” at any other time? No! But they were on the Jewish shelf and I couldn’t help myself. I also got a bag of Californian blood oranges, because what’s more Jewish than that?

The potato starch and the eggs were for the sponge cake I mentioned yesterday via the batter and crumbs I ate. I used the recipe on the starch canister, but I replaced the lemon juice and zest with blood orange juice and zest because I like to be classy. Here’s how it came out:

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I did not make any sort of glaze for the cake because we’re actually going to cut it into cubes and use it to accompany chocolate fondue at our seder tomorrow. That’s how we roll in my fam.

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Even when it’s not Passover, my Jewish still comes out from time to time. Like when I’m offered an all-expenses-paid 10-day trip to Israel, as happened in March 2007. My Jewishness propelled me through pregnancy-inducing dessert buffets and pregnancy-ending desert donkey rides:

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OK, OK, the Jewishness also propelled me through real, live camel rides:

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And Dead Sea floating:

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But I’m getting ahead of (behind?) myself.

This morning, my sister — who is NOT Jewish, btw — arrived on a 7am red-eye flight from San Francisco. She wanted to nap when she got to my apartment, but I hadn’t seen her in nearly a year and a half, so I made her sit with me and eat some matzo muesli. I had just gotten back from the gym, and I was hungry. Emily acquiesed.

Here’s my bowl with 1/2 cup matzo muesli, 1/3 cup unsweetened soymilk, 1/4 cup plain Oikos, strawberries, pineapple, and tangerine:

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It was tasty but just a little bit cardboardy due the the matzo.

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I asked Emily if it tasted like cardboard to her. She said:

Yes, but I like cardboard, so it’s ok.

We each had seconds.

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She’s taking a nap now, and I might do the same soon.

Which holiday/season do you think comes with the best food items?

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Who loves her new dishes?

I do!

Dinner last night was the other half of my out-of-this-world caramelized onion and goat cheese pizza:

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And dessert was a pile of strawberries, blood orange pieces, and fresh pineapple topped with 1/4 cup of plain Oikos, nutmeg, and unsweetened coconut (with 1/2 of a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie from the freezer bag):

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New plate love:

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There may have also been some Hershey’s spears dipped in cashew-almond butter:

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And some crumbs from the Passover sponge cake I made:

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I just got back from the gym where I did the same workout as Wednesday so that I will soon be running pain-free with hip adductors of steel. Stats: 1 hour 28 minutes, 416 calories, 114 average heart rate, 172 max.

I am now patiently awaiting the arrival of my sister Emily. She took an overnight
flight from San Francisco and should be here momentarily. I haven’t seen her in over a year! She’s coming for the weekend in honor of her best friend’s birthday, but her trip sadly coincides with me needing to get a bus at the crack of dawn tomorrow morning to head up to MA for Passover with mom and Easter with dad. But we’ve got all day today to visit, yay!

Are you going to see any long-lost family members this weekend?

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