You all had such creative ideas for alternate blog titles. (And thanks for giving me today’s title, Emily!) If you feel like you could use a little Wednesday laugh session, take a look at the list I’ve compiled at the bottom of this post 🙂
So breakfast was of course a cup of Almond-Infused Rosemary-Lemonade crockpot oats:

Mmm, I seriously feel like I’m drinking lemonade (a sophisticated, grown-up version with the rosemary and all, of course) when I eat these oats.
Also check out that big goopy spoonful of Hangry Heather-style homemade banana-almond butter. (Gotta give credit where credit is due, even though she called me a freak for dunking my bread in tea :P) I mashed 1 tsp banana with 1 tsp almond dust butter, and it came together scrumptiously.
On the side, I had 1/2 cup yogurt with 1 tbsp vanilla-almond granola, unsweetened coconut, and 2 crumbled basil-spice meringue kisses:

And if you look closely, you can see a evidence of my soymilky black tea and water in the background:

I can’t wait until natural light decides to come back in time for my oats! Breakfast without it just looks so drab and tired.
And now, welcome to the alternate-blog universe! You could even make it into a game if you really wanted and try to guess the actual blog before clicking on the link to find the answer …
Cleansing Agent and Essential Nutrient
A blog in college: because you drink too much or Humanity: maintain it through eating real food and moving more than your fingers on the keyboard
A Twelvemonth of able-bodied gourmandization
Plantain Shack or la casa del platano
And the one that started it all:
Fairly Naive Damsel or Foxy Jade Lassie or Somewhat Youthful Lady
(Plus two antonym submissions: Fat for Free and MealButt)
(And Emily’s poetic ideas for me, one of which became the title for my post: ” stories of growth? Â yarns of gain? Â annecdotes of unfurling?”)
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